fun

laughing and loving, my two favorites things to do 🙂

June 11, 2011 – Weinerlogues with Bill Maher (hilarious)

February 14, 2011Happy V Day (this is stupid but funny)

October 19, 2010 – if you’re on Facebook, you’ve probably seen this one …Rent Too Damn High Party

October 9, 2010 – Divorce Court (i saw this by total accident on the Ellen show) embedding not allowed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe6gRnfaXLs

September 4, 2010 – Procrastination video

8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live

http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c,18003/

July 27, 2010 – had a long walk home tonight and this song played in my head … to have a man that needs your love is wonderful 🙂 i do agree!

July 10, 2010 – Dog Won’t Listen

July 8, 2010 – heard this song just as i was leaving the house and could not believe it was a John Legend track … it’s adorable.


June 29, 2010 – this made me chuckle – hahaha

Here is the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration : The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.
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The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are :

1. Coffee ,n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.

15. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

June 28, 2010 – Back Together by Citizen Cope (totally dig him and i didn’t know this song was in the movie, Ants)


June 26, 2010 – shooting a wedding tomorrow…it must be love by Labi Siffre

Good Afternoon June 18, 2010

Lonely Lonely by Feist – i listen to various play lists at work and this song came on and i nearly cried … a happy cry though 🙂 sort of

Good morning June 16, 2010 –
Crush in the Ghetto by Jolie Holland

I’m floating with the birds
I’m talking to the weeds
Look what you’ve done to me

I’m still dressed up from the night before
Silken hose and an old Parisian coat
And I feel like a queen at the bus stop on the street
Look what you’ve done to me

It’s a beautiful morning in the ghetto
Finer than the day before
The ants are crawling over my pants as if to say
They know where the honey is

There’s really old roses blooming in the ghetto
Birds of paradise are taller than me
The weeds grow high, the birds flicker by
Children are walking to school

In the midst of all of this profusion
The bus pulls up to take me back home
The bus driver looks like an African prince
The babies have tears in their eyes

And I feel like a queen
On this sunny city bus
Look what you’ve done to me

June 13, 2010 – Tripping Out by Curtis Mayfield (love his voice:)

June 11, 2010 – Où va la chance (There But For Fortune) by Francoise Hardy – a nostalgic song for me …

June 1, 2010 – I can’t stop smiling 🙂

May 2, 2010 – Budget Love – so cute…


April 21, 2010 – Happiness is … by Charlie Brown. I love Charlie Browntoo

April 20, 2010 – Some Black Women by Carolyn Rodgers who died earlier this month (1945-2010)

i am lonely,
all the people i know
i know too well

there was comfort in that
at first but now
we know each others miseries
          too well.

we are
          lonely women, who spend time waiting for
          occasional flings
we live with fear.
we are lonely.
we are talented, dedicated, well read
          BLACK, COMMITTED,

we are lonely,
we understand the world problems
Black women’s problems with Black men
          but all
we really understand is
          lonely.

when we laugh,
we are so happy to laugh
we cry when we laugh
          we are lonely.
we are busy people
always doing things
fearing getting trapped in rooms
loud with empty…
                              yet
knowing the music of silence/hating it/hoarding it
loving it/treasuring it,
          it often birthing our creativity
                              we are lonely

being soft and being hard
supporting our selves, earning our own bread
soft/hard/hard/soft
knowing that need must not show
                              will frighten away
knowing that we must
walk back-wards nonchalantly on our tip-toeness
          into
happiness,
          if only for stingy moments

we know too much
we learn to understand everything,
to make too much sense out
of the world,
of pain
                              of lonely…

we buy clothes, we take trips,
we wish, we pray, we meditate, we curse, we crave, we coo,
we caw,

                              we need ourselves sick, we need, we need
we lonely we grow tired of tears we grow tired of fear
we grow tired but must al-ways be soft and not too serious…
                              not too smart not too bitchy not too sapphire
                              not too dumb not too not too not too
a little less a little more
                                        add here detract there
                                                  .lonely.

SCROLL to Time Code: 23:01 to hear Ms. Rodgers read her poem, Affirmations:

April 19, 2010 – I found part of a poem in one of my notebooks

The moonlight calms all fears

While tears fall neatly into the ocean

Another day has passed

The tide is lean, the sun kneels down

to kiss the earth one last time

I hold my breath out of necessity

The world seems smaller now, but then

I breathe in once more; I am free.

April 18, 2010 – funny quote from the movie Cop Out

“You’re sweet and pretty like Bambi” said Paul played by Tracy Morgan

April 16, 2010 – My favorite school song – Happy Friday !

April 13, 2010 – In doing some research for a freelance gig, I came across this video. A combination of funny and heart breaking…sorry it would not embed.

http://vimeo.com/10276830

April 11, 2010 – Lost & Found by Jessica Hagy


April 10, 2010 – HaHaHaHaHaHa — another reason to love Mos Def (thanks Bryant!)

April 9, 2010 – a friend visited yesterday with news of a New Beginnings, this is for her (and me:) i am happy and i hope you are too!

New Beginnings

It’s only the beginning now
…a pathway yet unknown
At times the sound of other steps
…sometimes we walk alone

The best beginnings of our lives
May sometimes end in sorrow
But even on our darkest days
The sun will shine tomorrow.

So we must do our very best
Whatever life may bring
And look beyond the winter chill
To smell the breath of spring.

Into each life will always come
A time to start anew
A new beginning for each heart
As fresh as morning dew.

Although the cares of life are great
And hands are bowed so low
The storms of life will leave behind
The wonder of a rainbow.

The years will never take away
Our chance to start anew
It’s only the beginning now
So dreams can still come true.

by Gertrude B. McClain

April 6, 2010 – Enough LOVING, now let’s laugh! Giving thanks today for family, friendships and smiles:)

April 5, 2010 – One Art by Elizabeth Bishop

One Art

The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster,

 

Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn’t hard to master.

Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these will bring disaster.

I lost my mother’s watch. And look! my last, or
next-to-last, of three beloved houses went.
The art of losing isn’t hard to master.

I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster,
some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent.
I miss them, but it wasn’t a disaster.

Even losing you I shan’t have lied. It’s evident
the art of losing’s not too hard to master
though it may look like a disaster.

Elizabeth Bishop

April 3, 2010 – Sleep to Dream Her (Him) by Dave Matthews Band

March 30, 2010 – A Dream Within a Dream by Edgar Allen Poe

Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

 

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

March 26, 2010 – Best Commercial of 2010 Hands-Down !

March 5, 2010 – 2 for 1 SPECIAL

This will be the first year I am planning on watching the Oscars because Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are hosting. I totally love them both!
(sorry i can’t seem to embed this video)

http://www.hulu.com/collections/385/1384

and my Mom forwarded this image. Pittsburgh folks will do anything to HOLD their parking space!

 

 

 

Pittsburgh PA Winter 2010 - Holding a Parking Space

February 5, 2010 – Happy Birthday to Larry!

This commercial was banned from the Super Bowl this coming Sunday:

October 16th – i can’t take this “food” seriously so i am putting it here
Crispy Cones – The Futre of Portable Food is Here –
http://www.crispycones.com/

3cones


i pray it’s a joke … speaking of jokes, here is another insane food/beverage product that has recently hit many US states

NEW GRAPE DRINK called DRANKhttp://www.drankbeverage.com/ (please save us for we know not what we do)

drank

October 2, 2009 – A response to Will Ferrell’s video

September 26, 2009

September 22, 2009 – PSA – Protect Insurance Company Execs by Will Ferrell and Team

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/041b5acaf5/protect-insurance-companies-psa?rel=player

September 20, 2009 – Comedian, Ruddy Rush on Single Life

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/rudy-rush/videos/rudy-rush—single-life

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September 15, 2009 – he made me laugh so I am sharing with you 🙂 sorry could not embed this video for some reason.

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/malik-s-/videos/malik-s—-not-a-thug

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September 14, 2009 – 4 Banned and Funny Commercials

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September 9, 2009 – not sure how funny this is to you, but being that i just saw Inglorious Bastards, intrigue got the best of me. btw, great film !

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September 3, 2009 – ROFL clips – “Casual Friday”

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August 29, 2009 – chaching! make that money!

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August 24, 2009 – check out this youngin’ who goes to the Fifth Avenue Apple Store in NYC to Vlog (=video blogging). Is this a Apple ad or is this just a budding marketing pro with a flare for technology and a great sense of style?

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August 19, 2009 – please watch this.

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August 14, 2009 – Dedicated to Mr. X, my love and light.

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August 10, 2009 – Today I used a PC. It is as if they are trapped in the 90’s. I ♥ Mac.

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August 9, 2009 – My mother was right! I may not watch TV but I am attached to my laptop and Netflix as you can see from the watch & see section of this blog. Hope you had a weekend full of love and laughter!

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August 6, 2009

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August 4, 2009
Today is my father’s adopted mother’s birthday, she is no longer with “us”. I think I loved her. Although, she was a hard woman to please. R.I.P Grandma Cordilia)

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